Microcays 

A brief moment where one enjoys a micro version of a vacation to keep their sanity and or ar too poor to pay for a more expensive vacation. Similar to a stay-cation but in even more micro incremention. In some cases its just a brief experience soaking in a moment.

I don't know how we would have survived without our microcays. I would have literally gone crazy.

Microcays by Umm just some thoughts April 21, 2025

microgasm 

An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.

George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?

Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.

George: Are you going to see her again?

Jerry: ...I don't think so.

microgasm by craigD October 14, 2006

Microaster 

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

Microaster by ASteezy June 11, 2008

microasshole

Someone who is an asshole, but barely so.

He demonstrated at our first staff meeting that he had already reached microasshole status in the minds of many.

microasshole by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

Microway

mi·cro·way

Noun, verb /ˈmīkrəˌwāy/

1. An electronic cooking appliance used primarily by Australian former surfing champions with unruly hair, an orchiectomy and gang affiliations.

2. An oven which uses an electromagnetic way with a waylength in the range 0.001–0.3 m, shorter than that of a normal radio way but longer than those of infrared radiation in order to cook food.

3. Microways are used in radar, in communications, and for heating in microway ovens and in various industrial processes.

Microwayed, past participle; microwayed, past tense; microways, 3rd person singular present; microwaying, present participle.

Not to be confused with the fictional kitchen appliance, 'microwave'

Put it in the microway, mate

Microway by mrslilley October 18, 2011

Microsawse 

When Microsoft releases something awesome, it is not made by Microsoft. It is made by Microsawse.

Windows XP is Microsawse!
or
Xbox 360 is Microsawse!

Microsawse by Sawseking01010 November 28, 2010

microtastic 

Much less than fantastic, in fact a disappointment.

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.

microtastic by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019