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microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.
I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.
microscopic business by PWS27 April 8, 2017
A way of spelling wordMicrosoft/word that reflects the company's way of being bent on owning everything.
I hate Micro$oft, the money hungry bastards.
Micro$oft by |darc| December 8, 2002

Microsloth 

A deservedly derogatory name for Microsoft.
Microsloth just found ANOTHER security hole in windows.
Microsloth by sherman August 8, 2003
A sarcastic reference to wordMicrosoft/word making fun of the company's position as an unofficial monopoly.
Micro$oft by Trafton September 12, 2003

microblogging

Internet bloggers or Blog site that only blogs on a very narrow subject matter and nothing else.
I don't blog at that site anymore. They only allow microblogging about ass boils.

microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic
Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.
microscopic by Blonde_Goddess91 June 19, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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