Definitions by |darc|

r 

The laziest way to type the word "are". Used by many AOL girls on the Internet.

U r goin to da mall?

r by |darc| December 18, 2002

red headed stepchild 

One who is beaten often.

Man, he smacked her like she was a red headed stepchild!

red headed stepchild by |darc| December 8, 2002

Micro$oft

A way of spelling wordMicrosoft/word that reflects the company's way of being bent on owning everything.

I hate Micro$oft, the money hungry bastards.

Micro$oft by |darc| December 8, 2002

wife 

A woman that a man is married to.

Don't pork her; She's my wife!

wife by |darc| December 8, 2002

two dolla hoe 

A wordhoe/word that costs two United States dollars a pop.

I fucked that two dolla hoe last night!

two dolla hoe by |darc| December 8, 2002