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A deservedly derogatory name for Microsoft.

Microsloth just found ANOTHER security hole in windows.

Microsloth by sherman August 8, 2003

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microsnot

1. A term used by Linux and Mac users as a term to describe Microsoft as evil!

2. Sometimes used in forums when Microsoft gives poor customer support.

"Did Microsnot make you buy another copy of XP?"
"Yes, I'm gonna go pwn Bill Gates with Linux"

microsnot by Jared Benice May 17, 2008

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Microsloth • Microslop • Microgoth • Microsfot • Microsith • microsnot • microsofthaxed • Microsoft hour

Microslop

Microsoft under the leadership of Steve Ballmer.

Microslop, where did you want to go yesterday?

Microslop by Steven P. Jobs December 12, 2012

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Microsith

The ultimate evil. Combining The mass conglomerate of microsoft with the evil of the sith teachings.

Your almost as evil as Microsith.

Microsith by Aarcow April 1, 2003

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Microgoth

Gaunt pre-teen in dark clothing.

The mall was full of microgoths

Microgoth by Khordas August 9, 2003

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Microsfot

microsfot is a common typo of Microsoft

microsfot suxs ass

Microsfot by Carl May 12, 2003

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microsofthaxed

Microsofthaxed is a loving and caring daddy. He will eat you alive with his fingers and nails. All haill microdaddy.

"Microsofthaxed is daddy"

microsofthaxed by ohyesmaybemore May 24, 2018

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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