Microscoping 

Calling attention to a small detail or attribute that bothers you about someone, or asking them to explain it to you on the spot. Usually something that most people would avoid out of respect, or overlook because of how unimportant it is, especially when done without any segue and derailing the conversation or ruining the vibe.

May be done intentionally to "knock someone down a peg", or unintentionally due to social retardation. The chosen detail may be an insecurity for the microscopee, or may become a new insecurity after the microscoping is complete. The chosen detail may cross a line, leading others to callout the microscoper, or it may be too subtle to warrant a callout.

Guy1: "Hey everyone, look at this amazing art that my step-daughter drew!"
Guy2: "Saying step-daughter is sad, why not just say daughter?"
Guy3: "What's really sad is you microscoping that."

Microscoping by Tekaiguy December 19, 2023

Microscoping 

it's when you minimize yourself, thinking you're not important, there's billions of people out there, and you're one out of thousands in your town, so you think "what difference do i make"

john: "hey man you should you go out with us and party"
Steven: "nah im good, i don't feel like going, no one is gonna talk to me"
john: "stop microscoping yourself, and get out there"

Microscoping by Yuravi July 10, 2025

microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.

I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.

microscopic business by PWS27 April 8, 2017

microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic

Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.

microscopic by Blonde_Goddess91 June 19, 2003

microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

a miner's lung disease caused by inhaling microscopic particles of silicone

that dude died of microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis last week

microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis by mazzy June 28, 2005

Microsimping 

Looking up to, being extra nice to, or simping someone of power online, in hope that you don’t lose your internet privileges.

TTVJustLilJohn began microsimping Yed after he found out he had his IP address.

Microsimping by Yeddyboi December 9, 2019

microscopic

a word best used to describe Kerry Brown 's penis/brain

oooh ooh Kerry, look in the microscope - yoou're dick has grown. Oh no, false alarm. It's just a skinny hair.

microscopic by ruler November 5, 2003