Definitions by Trafton

Frog

An amphibious water creature, and also the best thing ever. Frog.

Frog.

Frog by Trafton February 18, 2007

west nile virus 

A mosquito-based virus that adversely affects roughly one in a hundred people who have an acute case of it; of those, 3 to 15 percent die. This reflects 3 to 15 percent of 1 percent, or 0.03-0.15% of all of those who get the virus.

Also the alias of a non-existent virus which will, according to mass-media, kill us all slowly and horribly.

You're more likely to die in a car crash or bathtub.

west nile virus by Trafton May 31, 2004

Tuesday 

A day which just happens to be coming; the prescence of your coat is advised for this event. Information regarding the current status of your living in a biant bucket is also highly appreciated.

From the cartoon "Rejected" - perhaps the most genius line ever.

Tuesday by Trafton May 30, 2004

slashdot 

One of the earliest and arguably most successful examples of Internet democracy. The self-proclaimed "news for geeks" site (this can have a bad connotation for some, and a good one for others) features news that may have interest to Internet junkies. Unlike the dictatorship-like models that most web sites use, Slashdot is a functional democracy. The officials post news, and it is commented upon by users. However, some also believe that this use of democracy is also a bad thing. Slashdot is somewhat famous for its irrelevant and highly opinionated comments from members. Oftentimes, the information presented by said members is inaccurate and based on incorrect understanding. This has led to heated discussions as to whether or not Slashdot, is in fact, a viable democracy; however, thus far, it appears that the answer is for the most part "yes". It does, in fact, function as a democracy, as flame-ridden and questionable as its comments may be. Those who expect a site lacking boilerplate may be disappointed, but so far, no other Internet democracy has been as successfully active as Slashdot. While mumblings about more sites fashioned off it have been heard, most of such sites fail because they do not realize that democracy does not necessarily mean quality. It is a lesson that Slashdot teaches, however revolutionary it may be.

"Slashdot is a good example of Internet democracy and democracy in general. It reminds people that democracy is a lot more difficult than it may sound." -The Unwritten Book of Internetisms, 2001

slashdot by Trafton October 25, 2003

good haul

A lot of something.

He left the game show with a good haul of money.

good haul by Trafton September 26, 2003

golden moments

An absolutely great or perfect instance.

The award speech was his golden moment.

golden moments by Trafton September 25, 2003

golden years

The ages during retirement toward the end of one's life, but enough to still enjoy the remainder; typically 65 and up.

Anne was 75 and in her golden years.

golden years by Trafton September 23, 2003