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mickeymousing 

Performing an ostentatious but meaningless act in an attempt to appear more important or competent than one is. Also mickeymouse. May be used as a verb, noun or adjective.
1. There is an election coming up, so the usual band of mediocre politicians are sure to mickeymouse at the airport when our Olympic medallists are welcomed home.

2. He changed all the street names and repainted the bus shelters, but that was just mickeymousing to distract people from his incompetence as mayor.

3. Our mickeymousing CEO is at it again, loudly blaming everyone but himself for the disastrous decline of the company since he took over.
mickeymousing by mynah1 January 28, 2010

mickeymouse balls 

Verry small balls that havent dropped yet.
1.
"aye bro ur voice is high as fuck, you must have mickeymouse balls".
2.
"I couldnt suck his dick because he had mickeymouse balls."

3.
"He could barely nut with those mickeymouse balls".
mickeymouse balls by Founderofwords November 3, 2018

Mickeyrooney 

This is a brand of macaroni named and endorsed by the legend himself, Mickey Rooney
My mom fixed some sweet Mickeyrooney last night!

mickeymouse 

To temporarily fix a problem. May be threoretical or tangible problem but is never a permenant fix to the problem

short term problem solving (aka. niggerrig)
I used duct tape to mickeymouse my broken vaccum cleaner.

ie. shoving all the clothes under ones bed to clean ones bedroom.

lieing in order to get someone off your back.
mickeymouse by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010

MickeyMouseMate

This call of duty player has risen from the ashes and over the course of 3 years, he has attained the title of "Best Ever". He is currently 48-0 in 1v1 battles and He ranks among the best players in the world, often feared by others but respected by all.

There are stories of full clans leaving game lobbies when they see this gamer in a lobby.

One urban legend states that this player has gone against 1 v 6 and won.

Warning to those who ever bump into this guy in any call of duty lobby.

He is considered the best sniper in the world...
MickeyMouseMate is THE MOST FEARED CALL OF DUTY PLAYER IN THE WORLD

Mickey Moose 

The way in which Canadians, especially in the Fredericton-Moncton corridor of New Brunswick, pronounce, sore-y, pro-NOONCE, the mascot of Walt Disney World.
A popular children's song in Fredericton, Oromocto, and Riverview:

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Mickey MOOSE! Donald Duck!
Mickey MOOSE! Donald Duck!
Forever let us hold our banners HOY!
HOY! HOY! HOY!
Mickey Moose by DFJD March 12, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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