A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.
Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."