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Michigan Mitten
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After coming inside after a
cold
, Michigan winter
day
, you fist a
girl
in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.
"Oh baby, please go
outside
and shovel the driveway so you can give me a
Michigan
mitten
!"
Michigan Mitten
by
Militiaganian
March 14, 2009
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