MichelangeNo 

A person who comes up with creative excuses and elaborate reasons for saying no. They turn rejection into an art, a 'no artist'. Often the excuses are so original, quirky, or funny that those rejected don't feel hurt.

Claiming that she was late because her bunny rabbit caught on fire, gave Sue a reputation as a bit of a MichelangeNo.

Not believing Bill's excuse, the boss accused him of being a regular MichelangeNo.

MichelangeNo by Logoasaurous September 8, 2021

Michelangelo 

A sex position, not dissimilar to the Eiffel Tower, except with four total people; both gentlemen are going their girls doggy-style, while they kiss each other in the middle. Because of the increased distance, it's not possible for the men's hands to fully touch as in an Eiffel Tower; therefore, only one finger shall make contact, like its namesake's painting of God touching man.

Bro, last night was crazy! Jeff and I took these two sloots back from the bar and we TOTALLY Michelangelo'ed that shit!

Michelangelo by anonymous78634 May 8, 2021

Michelangelo 

The coolest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Michelangelo's a par-tee dude!

Michelangelo by Davey Crockey April 21, 2003

reverse Michaelangelo 

A dump so toxic and heinous that it takes paint OFF of walls as opposed to putting it ON walls, like the artist did.

"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."

dump, shit, defecation

reverse Michaelangelo by Holden_Magroin May 9, 2010

Michaelangelo 

The name of the coolest Ninja Turtle. Wears the orange ascot. Which is surprisingly metro for a ninja. He is obsesssed with pizza and the saying "Kawabungaaahh!" Aside from his frequent use of skateboards and nun chucks, he fails to show us any real skills.

Just do your ninja duties, man.

Leonardo: We were awesome!

Michaelangelo : Bodacious!

Raphael: Bitchin'!

Donatello: Uh...

Michaelangelo: Gnarly!

Leonardo: Radical!

Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!

Michaelangelo: Wicked!

Leonardo: Hellacious!

Donatello: Uh, mega...

Splinter: clears his throat, they all shut up I have always liked... Cowabunga.

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: puase COWABUNGA!

Splinter: laughs I made a funny!

Michaelangelo by saramary123 November 10, 2009

mighelangelo 

Mighelangelo is a teenage student who steals bananas from the teacher and sometimes smal kids
he is very good friends with a man named Vasiok .

Damn Mighelangelo just stole my thing .

mighelangelo by SandersonBoss November 13, 2020

Michelangelo's Canvas 

A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.

Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.

Michelangelo's Canvas by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009