MichelangeNo

A person who comes up with creative excuses and elaborate reasons for saying no. They turn rejection into an art, a 'no artist'. Often the excuses are so original, quirky, or funny that those rejected don't feel hurt.

Claiming that she was late because her bunny rabbit caught on fire, gave Sue a reputation as a bit of a MichelangeNo.

Not believing Bill's excuse, the boss accused him of being a regular MichelangeNo.