Logoasaurous's definitions

Tapascrap

When a poo comes out in lots of little chunks, like Tapas food.

I don't know what I ate but it caused a serious tapascrap.

The guy before left me left a tapascrap in the loo

by Logoasaurous September 8, 2021

MichelangeNo

A person who comes up with creative excuses and elaborate reasons for saying no. They turn rejection into an art, a 'no artist'. Often the excuses are so original, quirky, or funny that those rejected don't feel hurt.

Claiming that she was late because her bunny rabbit caught on fire, gave Sue a reputation as a bit of a MichelangeNo.

Not believing Bill's excuse, the boss accused him of being a regular MichelangeNo.

by Logoasaurous September 8, 2021

Snogfestation

When multiple couples in an area start snogging at the same time, as if it's contagious. Used derogatorily by single people or those who dislike public signs of affection.

A disgusting snogfestation broke out at the party last night.

His rendition of 'Lady in Red' caused a bad case of snogfestion to set in.

by Logoasaurous September 8, 2021

Entreprenever

Someone with lots of ideas but no action. Especially someone who often talks about starting thier own business or side-hussle but never actually does it.

He had a good brain but his lack of guts condemed him to a life as an entreprenever.

by Logoasaurous September 8, 2021

Extratextuality

A play-off the term intertextuality, extratextuality occurs when someone gets offended by reading something extra into what was actually said. It's been a favorite game of left-wing snow flakes but is becoming more widespread. A good example is Cathy Newman's infamous 'So what you're really saying is...' interview.

By feigning offence Kim displayed her well-honed extratextual skills.

As both sides tried to claim the moral high ground, the argument slowly sank into a lurid parade of extratextuality.

by Logoasaurous September 8, 2021

Khelper

Someone who slows or drags others down by asking for help. A play on the word kelp: a type of seaweed that can get caught in a boat's propellor, slowing it down. It's especially appropriate when someone can do it themselves but ask others for help.

Kim's fun to hang out with but in a team, she becomes a proper khelper.

Everyone knew Rory was the department's chief khelper.

by Logoasaurous September 8, 2021

Outfestation

When multiple people 'come out' at a similar time. Normally used by those suspicious that people are 'coming out' because it's others are or they want attention.

Did you know Jim was bi?

Err, I suspect it could be a case of outfestation.

by Logoasaurous September 8, 2021