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Michalek 

MI-HALL-EK - Noun.

1. a well hung man, usually of European descent.
2. a man with large penis.
1. Last night I was with a Michalek. I had to limp home I was hurting so much.
2. I could barely understand what the Michalek at the bar was saying. But I never orgasmed like that before.
Michalek by b-mac247 September 28, 2011

Michaele 

The sweetest, most caring girl you'll ever meet although she has an aptitude for trouble. You'll never find a better friend than a Michaele. Michaele is awesome and better than all of us, even you.
I've never met someone so sweet and honest, she must be a Michaele.
Michaele by B.L.Thompson December 12, 2013

michale graves 

Musical artist. Lead singer of the reincarnated Misfits 95-98 and then 98 to 2000. Also co-creator of Graves with Misfits drummer Chud. Solo artist release: "Punk Rock is Dead."
"I know you hate the neo-misfits dude but Michale Graves is still awesome."
michale graves by UrzaPwns January 7, 2006

Michaleen 

Michaleen is a pretty, intelligent and cheerful girl. She's always bubbly and manages to make you happy when you are having a bad day but, she can have an attitude at times. Don't ever get her angry because it wouldn't end well. She's outspoken and is not afraid to speak her mind. She looks like your favorite rich, milky chocolate. If you ever meet a "Michaleen" you should definitely keep her, don't let her go!
Hey Michaleen, you look happy today!
Thank you so much Michaleen, you're the best.
Michaleen by _bunny_ May 23, 2021

Michaelene

A beautiful sexy woman in her mid 30's whom wants to experience life, and love. She has a passion for fine food and wine and would do anything for the man she adores. She is an amazing woman to have in your life and you find yourself thinking nothing but of the way she moves, the way she smiles and her beautiful eyes.
That is one sexy Michaelene
Michaelene by Mikki MJ May 13, 2011

Michaeled 

When someone comes up to you in your office and assaults you with a totally unsolicited converstion. Typically it will involve various aspects of their life that you could care less about knowing.
Dude, I just totally got Michaeled. I was sitting at my desk and it happened. Why the hell would I care why he doesn't like working here, or how many "chicks" he meets online.
Michaeled by Anthoni April 1, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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