Michalek 

MI-HALL-EK - Noun.

1. a well hung man, usually of European descent.
2. a man with large penis.

1. Last night I was with a Michalek. I had to limp home I was hurting so much.
2. I could barely understand what the Michalek at the bar was saying. But I never orgasmed like that before.

Michalek by b-mac247 September 28, 2011

Michalek 

NEJLEPŠÍ BF ILY LASKO <333

Simonka : Hi Michalek
Michalek : Hi sexie you are so beautiful

Michalek by Simonka123456 November 22, 2021

Michalek Nap

Napping in the middle of the day, at a 90 degree angle with your hands on your chest. You feel like your body is levitating on a body of water.

Yo Deniz I am about to go take my Michalek nap

Michalek Nap by thebeast22432 January 24, 2020

michalski 

A man who breathes dragons which in turn breathe fire laden with more dragons at his opponents. He's not one to be trifflin' with. He can turn any object into pure, uncut cocaine, which he then in turn eats for sustenance because regular food is below him. He has the cock of the constellation Orion (just look for star below Orion's belt, then imagine the distance between those stars... yeah.) and can swing it like a spider monkey jumping a 50 foot gap to catch that last falling coconut. Woman throw themselves from 40-story buildings in his direction at the very utterance of his name, surviving the fall only because Michalski is there to catch them, and then give them the red-hot dicking they so carelessly throw themselves towards him for. He can jump buildings, swallow lightning and piss rivers of whiskey. One bad-ass, motherfucker.

Girl: That guy over there is really cute. Do you think I'd have a chance?
Girl: I don't know hun... I've heard he's a huge Michalski.

michalski by zerodroprate January 23, 2011

Michalee 

adj. kind hearted and generous.

Noun: A loving person who gives of her time freely not expecting much in return

1. I wish Michalee was my mother, she's awesome
2. Michalee just saved a drowning puppy. :)

Michalee by macksmommy February 7, 2010

Alyson Michalka 

gorgeous Disney Channel actress best known for playing the loveable Keely Teslow on Phil of the Future; 1/2 of the pop singing duo Aly and AJ; actually talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing music, unlike the other blonde Disney Channel pop singers (see Hilary Duff, Ashley Tisdale, who are also likeable but not so musically gifted).

Alyson Michalka and Ricky Ullman made a cute couple on POTF. Pheely for ever!

Alyson Michalka by Cecil F. November 27, 2006

michale graves 

Musical artist. Lead singer of the reincarnated Misfits 95-98 and then 98 to 2000. Also co-creator of Graves with Misfits drummer Chud. Solo artist release: "Punk Rock is Dead."

"I know you hate the neo-misfits dude but Michale Graves is still awesome."

michale graves by UrzaPwns January 7, 2006