Mhushrooms
Mhushrooms by Mossy.Rocks April 30, 2020
Mushroom
Typically a British slang term for the glans, or 'head'of the penis. Due to it's general appearance and size/shape.
See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.
See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.
Mushroom by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022
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Mushroom Syndrome
(n) - A syndrome where you're fed bullshit and kept in the dark. Derives from the method of cultivating mushrooms: they add a lot of fertiliser and keep them in the dark and damp.
A person can suffer from Mushroom Syndrome in any way; the only circumstances are:
(1) A person doesn't tell you everything about a certain situation concerning you/and or them
and;
(2) They tell lies.
A person can suffer from Mushroom Syndrome in any way; the only circumstances are:
(1) A person doesn't tell you everything about a certain situation concerning you/and or them
and;
(2) They tell lies.
Sarah: So how's your relationship with Andy going?
Bree: OMG! He gave me Mushroom Syndrome! It turns out he was actually gay, which he never told me about.
Sarah: Wow! So what did he bullshit to you about? You know, the other half of the Mushroom Syndrome?
Bree: Oh, he told me he didn't break the blender but it *actually* was him!
Bree: OMG! He gave me Mushroom Syndrome! It turns out he was actually gay, which he never told me about.
Sarah: Wow! So what did he bullshit to you about? You know, the other half of the Mushroom Syndrome?
Bree: Oh, he told me he didn't break the blender but it *actually* was him!
Mushroom Syndrome by Mushroomizer7 June 8, 2011
Growing mushrooms
Used mostly in anime and manga, the term growing mushrooms refers to when a character has become immensely depressed or saddened. The character is often shown to literally grow mushrooms on their body, signifying that their soul is, for the time being, in a dark and dank place. (Mostly occurs with more dramatic and over the top characters who can't stop crying every 2 seconds 😒)
Senpai: (crying because the girl of his dreams thinks he's dramatic and egocentric)
Girl: "Senpai, quit growing mushrooms around me; the smell is absolutely noxious!"
Girl: "Senpai, quit growing mushrooms around me; the smell is absolutely noxious!"
Growing mushrooms by zoy70 June 3, 2018
Mushroom dick
A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.
Mushroom dick by Dagwood55 September 18, 2018
Mushroom baton
The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
Mushroom baton
The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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