mushroomstomp 

to slap with dick

mushroomstomp by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Mushroomstamp 

To slap someone with your penis in the face leaving a mushroom shaped red mark on the victims face.

That girl was so drunk when I gave her a mushroomstamp it knocked her out cold!

Mushroomstamp by M Sul May 12, 2003

mushroom stomp 

a person who is usually sleeping, and another person takes their penis and smacks it across their (the person who is sleeping) face to wake them up and the slap by the penis wakes the person up, usually the person ends up with a red mark on his or her's face from the slap

Hey man tyler is passed out what should we do to him? and the friend replies: Give him a mushroom stomp but aim for the top lip between the nose and the lip!

mushroom stomp by Nicky Jim January 18, 2009

mushroomstamp 

to slap somone on the forehead with the tip of a penis

"while marsha was sleeping she was mushroomstamped by joe"

mushroomstamp by Anonymous March 11, 2003

MushroomSouping 

Connected to online game Minecraft, MushroomSouping is a Stupid way to heal health because its impossible.

Believe me, I tried

Jimmy: Ack im dying, give me some mushroom soup
Danni:Umm, ok *gives soup*
Jimmy: thank u *does da mushroomsouping*
Danni:thats dosent work i real life
Jimmy: oh *dies*
Danni:What just happened???

MushroomSouping by yeetageboii November 13, 2019