Definitions by Dagwood55

Country Blumpkin 

Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.

At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin

Country Blumpkin by Dagwood55 March 7, 2019

Synergy 

When 2 or more entities COLLUDE together

Donald J Trump had SYNERGY with Russia.

Synergy by Dagwood55 December 10, 2018

Mushroom dick 

A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.

Donald J Trump has a mushroom dick!

Mushroom dick by Dagwood55 September 18, 2018