3 definitions by Dagwood55

Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.
At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin
by Dagwood55 March 8, 2019
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A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.
by Dagwood55 September 19, 2018
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