3 definition by Dagwood55

Top Definition

A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.

Donald J Trump has a mushroom dick!

by Dagwood55 September 18, 2018

Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.

At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin

by Dagwood55 March 07, 2019

When 2 or more entities COLLUDE together

Donald J Trump had SYNERGY with Russia.

by Dagwood55 December 10, 2018