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When a penis has a large mole like tumor on the end of their bell end or on the bell end, which sometimes engulfs the entire bell. This makes it hard to clean away any excess smeg, so in a way is a natural smeg hat.
Claudia: Hey David what the fuck is that on your bell?

David: Oh! did I forget to tell you I have a mollend.
mollend by Analex127 September 19, 2009
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Mollened 

When you constantly get fucked by everything in the world.
You have been Mollened.
Mollened by TBone920 April 20, 2022

mollentze 

Any sexy man living in southern africa
mollentze is a southern african surname(you can do your own research)
mollentze by Asauxlt August 28, 2022

Vön Möllendörff 

A male that has a rich sense of history.This family dates back to the “unknown”.Decendants are from Paul Georg Vön Möllendorff who was born in 1847.In 1869 Paul George Vön Möllendörff joined the Korean imperial army and 6 months later became a master swordsman which is a craft that was supposed to take 60 years,Paul Georg von Möllendorff then commanded the entire army outranking everyone with his skill level and leadership skills.Thiis leads on to present day where descendants are to have a German,Russian and Prussian background.This Surname has been dated back as far as time has been.Decendants are also suspected to have similar traits as to being a deadly sharpshooter,an inherent ability to master tasks in a speedy manner,a hidden genius to be discovered within and a well routed history in family trees.
Vön Möllendörff has a deep historical meaning.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026