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When a penis has a large mole like tumor on the end of their bell end or on the bell end, which sometimes engulfs the entire bell. This makes it hard to clean away any excess smeg, so in a way is a natural smeg hat.
Claudia: Hey David what the fuck is that on your bell?

David: Oh! did I forget to tell you I have a mollend.
mollend by Analex127 September 19, 2009
Words you can keep
It is a cross between a melon and a bellend !
''you forgot your coat you mellend!''
mellend by highfive123 May 16, 2010
To hold your penis and stretch it back and forth.
"I molled making it hard fast"
molled by lDlilclkl July 5, 2016

Mullendor 

Referring to a “cord” of wood as an incorrect system of measurement and denying mathematical supported equations provided by mathematicians.
Dont mullendor the proper measurements.
Mullendor by Mullendor October 15, 2021

Moliendo caña 

a saying that means making or proccesing a coke plant used by Mexican capos
Estaban Moliendo Caña en su ranchito kerido, buscaban a baltazar para llevarlo al precidio
Moliendo caña by Cokero October 30, 2008

Vön Möllendörff 

A male that has a rich sense of history.This family dates back to the “unknown”.Decendants are from Paul Georg Vön Möllendorff who was born in 1847.In 1869 Paul George Vön Möllendörff joined the Korean imperial army and 6 months later became a master swordsman which is a craft that was supposed to take 60 years,Paul Georg von Möllendorff then commanded the entire army outranking everyone with his skill level and leadership skills.Thiis leads on to present day where descendants are to have a German,Russian and Prussian background.This Surname has been dated back as far as time has been.Decendants are also suspected to have similar traits as to being a deadly sharpshooter,an inherent ability to master tasks in a speedy manner,a hidden genius to be discovered within and a well routed history in family trees.
Vön Möllendörff has a deep historical meaning.

Millendiance 

The state of transcendence you achieve from mixing molly and special K. Absolute feeling of ecstasy and melding together with the one you are meant to be with. A realm which you visit that brings you to Absolute Bliss
I reached an epic state of millendiance last night
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