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Suck it till the shit turns white.
"Shit, she just Mfitzed me."
Mfitz by Mfitz March 2, 2008
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Is really cute girl and loves to laugh! She doesn’t believe in love but she will find herself some hotties 😂 she is really picky in who she likes. She loves to laugh and will even make you laugh! But she can be a bitch when she wants to be ! She has that face that says don’t mess with me !!! But once you get to know her you will love her !
I want me a Mitzi!
Mitzi by Mmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiii October 17, 2017
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Mfitz m-fitzed mitzy mitzi Mitzvah Mitzie Mitz Mitze mitzell mitzil
The true definition of beautiful: the name Mitzi is often used to name only the most pretty girls. Mitzi is the true definition of a 10/10
Mitzi by chip1503 April 25, 2020

car mitzvah 

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.
I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!
car mitzvah by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

Boob mitzvah 

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.
I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.
Boob mitzvah by Faster Redhead September 30, 2016

Nig Mitzvah 

When a Nigga turn 13 and gets his first Glock with a stick
“Hey what you got goin on this weekend?”

“Sorry man, it’s my nephews Nig Mitzvah, we gon be outside on the block
Nig Mitzvah by Extendo_Brendo October 16, 2022

Mitztake 

A mistake caused by stupidity or ignorance, rather than by accident. Usually occurs when the person has full knowledge that the action taken is a mistake.
I gave my girlfriend a yeast infection by going A to V. Such a mitztake!

It was a mitztake smoking that blunt before going to bed
Mitztake by KingE February 19, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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