This is a rather difficult dive performed off a diving board. It was invented and is the signature dive of John Swift of Spring Lake, NJ. The diver begins by running the length of the board, towards the end jumps and turns the body 180 degrees in the air landing at the tip of the board backwards. Using the inertia from the jump where you turned your body, spring off the board doing a back flip. The last part is done in one fluid motion.
A person who makes fun of other people that they perceive to be mentally ill. Ironically this behavior only displays that they themselves have a mental illness.
Gary: “Look at all those morons that think they’re sick. Those idiots are just mentally ill!
Paul: “Knock if off Gary, no one likes an Edward McSweegan!”
Gary: “You’re right, I’m sorry. Guess i’m a little crazy myself.”
someone who is a mcswaglin is a straight up baller, a perfect human specimen. truly awe-inspiring in every way. some might even compare a mcswaglin to the living reincarnation of Jesus. a mcswaglin is someone incomprehensibly magnificent as they are composed solely of fire rhymes,swag, and cash money. mcswaglins typically go by the street name "emily" and are considered an extremely rare human subspecies by the scientific community. anyone lucky enough to come across a mcswaglin is truly blessed and will most likely be considered prestigious amognst their lowly peers, for encountering such a godly human being.
*someone really cool walks by*
person 1- "woah.. who is that? how are they so.. fly and majestic?"
person 2- "that's a mcswaglin"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.