The SMALLEST pp you'll ever see but a great personality. Usually a 80 year old man stuck in an 18 year old's body. If you see a sleeze in the wild, pick it up, you'll enjoy it.
Person 1: What's the dog looking thing with long hair doing yelling at that person for calling bass shit?
Person 2: That's a Sleeze McSwagger my guy Person 1: Can we take it home?
Sean Mcswagger is a strapping young lad. Born in County Tipperary Ireland. Sean dose love his home land and will always be ready to whoop up on anyone that tries to do I'll toward his friends and family.
Cheeky Sean Mcswagger collected the goods from Cordileous Maximus while he was on his way to Dublin to help fight in the Easter rising.
The incorrect spelling/understanding of Mick Jagger, the singer of the Rolling Stones. This is the name that people who don't know shit about the Stones call the lead singer.
"Hey man, did you see McJagger in concert?"
"Uh, you mean Mick Jagger right?"
"Shit, I've been saying it wrong this whole time?"
"Yup"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*