Mexisnt

1.Somebody who look's like a Mexican, but is really not.

2.A penis that is not attached to a Mexican.

1. I like to date Mexicans, sometimes I'll settle for a Mexisnt if there are no sexy unevenly tanned Mexicans around the area.

2. A penis above 7 inches

by Allybeatsss September 12, 2009

Mexistache

Moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. Often worn by latinos.

He needs to shave his mexistache

by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005

mexistani

A person of both Mexican and Pakistani descent.

"Hey man, is that chick middle eastern or mexican?"
"Psh. She's both. She's Mexistani."

by Douglasssssss May 18, 2007

mexistan

The country which borders the United States to the south. See Mexico.

Both margaritas and whores always taste better in Mexistan.

by Migrainiac July 14, 2006

Mexistash

A "weak" mustache that is grown by a 15 or 16 year old that doesnt shave. Mexistashes consist of just peach fuzz.

"Al has a mexistash"

by will November 29, 2003

Mexistash

a mustash that mexicans have that shadow their upper lip.

I have a thing for guys who have a mexistash!

by fghjkjh February 25, 2008

Mexistential Crisis

The feeling a Mexican who has lived in the US for many years gets when they finally save enough money to retire back to their hometown in Mexico, but then they realize their children are Americanized and will stay living in the USA forever.

I came to the US at age 15 with nothing and worked hard labor and construction for 40 years, breaking my back and sending all my money to my family back home in Michoacan. I finally saved up enough to build a house and retire back in my hometown. I am finally able to live the life I always wanted for myself growing up. I finally made it! I took my teenage kids out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant to celebrate and they ordered corn dogs and spoke to the waiter in English. Talk about a Mexistential Crisis... (sigh).

by nemodat1 March 12, 2019