Mexican washed

someone who has picked up the lingual as well as customs of a real mexican.

Kyle is so Mexican washed.

by Monsterlover June 11, 2010

Mexican Washing Machine

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman

Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?

by GingerToothbrush February 28, 2015

Mexican Car Wash

A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.

This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.

Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!

Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!

by Tom K. February 07, 2005

Mexican Ghost Wash

Right after your room-mate starts a load of laundry and leaves the room, you piss in the washer while it is filling with water. Not that it really matters, but at one point their clothes were covered in your piss.

Mexican Ghost Wash

GUY 1-"Hey I Just Started Some Laundry"
GUY 2-"Oh, Let Me Get My Stuff Out Of The Dryer For You!"

Also Known As A Nebraskan Ghost Wash
Also Known As The Hymee Special

by Def_LEzbian January 18, 2011

Mexican White Wash

When you Cum under a girls nose but obove her lip like a mustache.

Last night I gave you the thickest Mexican White Wash Ever!

by weirdapple April 29, 2019

Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.

I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.

by mrskunkbutt October 26, 2017

Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.

I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.

by mrskunkbutt October 26, 2017