Mewman

A disgusting coupling of a gargoyle and a smelly man-beast. Normally, the smell of the man-beast and the gargoyle's natural repulsion would chase off potential mates. This relationship, however, works solely because of two things: 1. the gargoyle's obvious lack of olfactory senses and 2. the man-beast is getting sex from the gargoyle which makes him happy (there is not much research on point two, but scientists have come to this conclusion based on the available data).

Person 1: Gross! Did you see that picture of the gargoyle and the man-beast in the tree?

Person 2: Yeah, but don't worry, it's just Mewman trying to be as cute as Travella.

Person 1: Hahahaha what an epic fail on Mewman's part!

Person 2: Indeed good sir, indeed.

Mewman by ConcernedUCStudent December 2, 2011

Meeman 

Someone who is easily blamed and is an easy target for an escape goat. He is usually the weakest member of the group. He tends to be loved and hated by all. Fails at playing Dota or WoW. He also has a favorite soda that he worships like no other, Dr Pepper, He is only known by one word, Meeman. If the Meeman dies or goes MIA, a new Meeman must take his place to keep the balance of the social group intact.

Me: Meeman, did you just wake up?
Meeman: *sluggishly opens eyes half-open"
Me: It's 5pm dude, you've been sleeping for 3/4ths of the day
Meeman: *strange grunting sounds followed by a mumbled of Dr Pepper....followed by a 3-hr shower after getting up
Me: Goddamit Meeman.

Meeman by Bobofosho November 12, 2011

MERMANAUT 

A Mermanaut is an explorer of the aquatic realm. This exploration may take the form of spiritual, physical, or mental exploration of the planets vast oceans, and the worlds, secrets, and treasures they contain.

The word is a compound of mere, mermaid/man, and naut.

Mere is the Old English word for sea. With the addition of “ma” (merma) both genders of mermaid and merman are represented. Finally, the term "naut" is from nautes (greek: ναύτης), meaning sailor.

Q: So...How come you are so into diving?

(ALSO: sailing, boating, kayaking...etc.)

A: Because I am a Mermanaut.

MERMANAUT by P053!D0|\| April 19, 2011

mewmath_737212 

A introverted guy who doesn't have bitches and does YouTube for fun

mewmath_737212 is a introvert

mewmath_737212 by xDmewmath April 25, 2022

mewsance 

a cat that is being a nuisance

That pussy cat is such a mewsance! She just won't shut up!

The kitty cat keeps on knocking stuff off the table. What a mewsance!

mewsance by casey_bear June 28, 2009

Memwank 

Memwank short for Memory wank, meaning to remember someone, or in these times, something. Thus leading to Mental masturbation at a later juncture.

I was in the store the other day, and saw a very sexy woman, I went home to have a memwank.

Memwank by МêmЩλЙЌ June 19, 2008

mermanatee 

a mythical vegetarian betwixt a cute boy and a handsome man

I just got grazed by a mermanatee.

mermanatee by ChiRho May 29, 2013