Methdemic 

Widespread unavailability of meth due to pandemic having borders shut down

(tweaky)--You can't find even a gram of dope on the streets.
(Chicken b)--Yeah I know. Since the pandemic and Mexican borders shut down. It's a true methdemic .

Methdemic by Moose knuckle withmantoe May 4, 2020

methidemic 

The rapid and uncontrolable spread of methamphetamine addiction.

America is in the midst of a methidemic.

methidemic by Paul Cypher July 8, 2007

methdick 

An erection that is incabable of becoming limp, even after ejaculation due to the use of meth.

I came three times, but couldn't get rid of that methdick last night.

methdick by Papawood December 8, 2003

methademic 

Meth-A-demic; When Meth sweeps a town, City or neighborhood

Just like the opiate Epidemic they will so ok n get wrath of the Methademic

methademic by Mz.Luc@ August 29, 2017

Memedemic 

When a gazillion of variations of a meme flood the internet. E.g the picture of Bernie Sanders at the Biden/Harris Inauguration.

Ok, this is admittedly en par with the last one that I said won this memedemic.

Memedemic by Thehappyproton.ch January 23, 2021

Methdemenor 

When you are under the influence and commit a silly crime that looks bad on your part, but, man, the stories.

"Dude got twerked, went into a 7-11 and committed a methdemenor

Methdemenor by ThatCookThere August 6, 2021

Mexidemic 

The illegal immigration epidemic.

One of the solutions to the mexidemic is to make a big ass wall (with sharks and fire).

Mexidemic by Dirty PJ September 2, 2011