(tweaky)--You can't find even a gram of dope on the streets.
(Chicken b)--Yeah I know. Since the pandemic and Mexican borders shut down. It's a true methdemic .
A methademic is when the drug scene witnesses what tweakers call a drought. E. I. When a drug seize happens at the borders and the weekly load is picked up by the DEA and not it's regular customers.
Dave: "well dang nabbit I'll be damned.. Can't find a $20 of clr anywhere around here."
Naomi: "well that's cause we're in the mist of a methademic. Didn't you hear about the bust that when down at the borders?!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"