A period of absence from work granted to a mother before and after the birth of her child, in a pandemic; with little or no physical support from medical professionals/family/friends and little or no access to activities typically associated with maternity leave, due to pandemic restrictions.
1. referring to a generalstate of machismo affecting persons over a vast geographical area.
2. a highly contagious state of brodaciousness, or brovado, raising levels of brogesterone to dangerous levels.
What began as a modest brodown soon escalated into a full-fledged mandemic as hordes of the broletariat, as well as the brogeousie, converged on the streets, almost as if the brozone layer itself were replete with brogesterone and raining it down upon bros en masse.
The social epidemic that we’re currently in (2021) where most men are emotionally immature, unable or unwilling to have adult/responsible communication, and whose feelings get hurt/play the victim when their female partners assert any kind of concern or boundary.
It doesn’t matter what city or town you live in, the mandemic has swept the nation. Finding an emotionally evolved man is like finding a needle in a haystack wherever you are.