Methacle 

A miraculous occurence proceeded by copious amounts of methamphetamine use, A moment of clarity and inspiration immediately following heavy methamphetamine use.

"Dang Clem, It were a methacle that alligator snapping turtle didn't bite my penis off wrestling, it bit straight through my overalls, Glad I smoked some meth first!"

Methacle by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019

methalete 

Some one who is criddlen so hard that they are actually at a higher level then the average tweaker. One who has reached the status of methalete has perfected the act of tweaking to a sport, a highly competitve sport.

That methalete is either cleaning or running a tri-methalon.

methalete by JimmyPockets May 5, 2008

Methalepsy

Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.

I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.

Methalepsy by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014

methache 

a headache you get when you do too much meth

sally : my head hurts

john: it’s probably a methache from all the crystal meth

methache by Madiisonfleek June 25, 2019

methaleptic 

When one has done so much "meth" that all their movements are twitchy and they lose the ability to remain still or quiet. Sometimes chewing on their tongue like someone having an epileptic seizure.

Roxy: Did you see that skitzing bitch on isle ten?
Wallace: Yeah, look like she was 'bout to have a methaleptic seizure.

methaleptic by Whiskey69 October 19, 2020

Methaleptic 

A person or persons that have done too much meth and appear to behaving in a weird or stunted manor

That girl is methaleptic,I can't understand anything she's saying

Methaleptic by Bitchyqueenk March 28, 2023

Methalepsy

When someone has smoked so much they gave themselves self induced METHALEPSY.

Shit bro why he keep passing out all the time.

Nigga that is self induced methalepsy. Hahahaha

Methalepsy by Nevagonget September 23, 2025