methaleptic

When one has done so much "meth" that all their movements are twitchy and they lose the ability to remain still or quiet. Sometimes chewing on their tongue like someone having an epileptic seizure.

Roxy: Did you see that skitzing bitch on isle ten?
Wallace: Yeah, look like she was 'bout to have a methaleptic seizure.

by Whiskey69 October 19, 2020

Methaleptic

A person or persons that have done too much meth and appear to behaving in a weird or stunted manor

That girl is methaleptic,I can't understand anything she's saying

by Bitchyqueenk March 28, 2023

Metheleptic

adj: used to describe a dancer who is both overly enthusiastic and abysmally uncoordinated.

methhead + epeleptic=metheleptic

That guy at the club was dancing like a metheleptic.

by Greasepaintjunkie April 15, 2010

methametics

Basically math but you do meth as well.

Today we had methametics!

by yaboibails August 15, 2021

mathaletic

One that excels in the use of numbers.

"What are the odds the next card will be the ace of spades."

"No idea I am not very mathaletic."

as overheard in Vegas

by kokomo katt January 29, 2009

metholeptic

"A girl told me I danced like an epileptic on meth" Andy Bellefleur, True Blood - to which we started using the term metholeptic for spazoids.

You dance like a metholeptic. Stop acting like a metholeptic, you're embarassing me.

by bondagebabe April 19, 2010

methampeticide

A homocide under the influence of meth

Alex: Esmee you know your dealer is a methampeticide
Esmee: i know he watches to much Dexter and Breaking Bad.

by Breaking Dexter April 24, 2014