MethFag

Usually a guy who rocks everyone's socks off that are within a 200 mile radius. Has a 14" dick when not erect, it about doubles in size when erect. A nickname for Matt or Matthew. He also likes to beat the shit out of black people twice the size of him. You will be forced to suck his dick if you are in the same room as him.

Whoah, look at that MethFag getting his dick sucked by everyone in this room!

by MethFag December 19, 2012

Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.

After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.

by MikeInDC August 29, 2017

metafag

Someone who blindly follows the so called metagame, or short: meta of an online multiplayer game. Metafags are the whiny types who complain that you take or use a currently unpopular weapon / strategy or character. The annoying thing about this attitude is, that the meta is being developed by high level professional players, and is thus not as significant for casual players who play the game recreationally and just want to have fun and play the game like they please.

While playing overwatch:

Player1: I will play Soldier.
Player2: No! You musst pick McCree Soldier is not in the current meta!
Player1: Dude, don't be a metafag!

by Kampfzwiebal December 30, 2016

methface

Someone who is so ugly that their facial attributes can be related to those of someone who is addicted to crystal meth.

"Sup methface?"

OR

"Have you seen Sharon lately? She looks like a total methface."

by ashhh April 21, 2007

Methage

The act at which one sends random text messages that have no meaning or extremely long messages that runs on about many non important topics directly follow getting high on meth.

John just sent me a methage that was like a book and I have no idea what he is saying or why he would send it to me.

by Hoppin Hal July 4, 2021

meth fag

A man who's overuse of methamphetamine has taken him from enjoying sucking on the glass dick once in awhile to a full blown fudge packing, cock sucking, drama queen that steals your clothes when your not watching.

I went to Hemet to visit a relative on vacation and couldn't believe how many meth fags they have in that town.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 9, 2023

Methbag

- Someone (esp. a female) who is so ugly, you're not sure if they're the result of countless generations of incest, the victim of an extremely violent other-half, or if they've had 3rd degree burns all over their face.

- An old woman addicted to Meth amphetamine

Mary: Damn, Silvia. You sure are a methbag.
Silvia: You see how good you look after having three kids!!
Mary: The kids come out of your face, skank?

by leimagnus September 27, 2013