methaging

What someone does when they're under the influence of crystal meth and using an instant messenger program. This is usually identified by copious usage of the "Enter" key.

Instant methaging with that jibtek warrior may mean the end of your mouse's scroll wheel.

by midgetspermbank February 24, 2010

Merharing

The act of eye fucking women/girls at the workplace with the intent to undress them with ones own mind

Eric was merharing every girl in the office when he suddenly realized he had a new stain on his pants

by Steeb Yobs March 7, 2013

Harass Messaging

the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.

"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.

by Joe the Hoe October 19, 2012

metalingus

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.

Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.

by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

methaine muff bubble

When a females under ware is positioned sending her fart forward and creating a bubble of gas between the vaginas lips.

While eating dinner chelsea had to squirm to rid her vagina from a methaine muff bubble.

by Justjokin420 April 2, 2016

Mego Messaging

Mego Messaging is when the person you are text messaging gives only one word responses the entire conversation.

Kaitlin: "Yo what is up dawg???"
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."

by Herps and Alexis Texas March 11, 2010

Mething Around

Messing around while high on Crystal Meth.

The house became a disaster, from Dan & Jessica mething around.

by Steadybeat August 8, 2020