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Methanese 

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.
Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.
Methanese by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015
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The act at which one sends random text messages that have no meaning or extremely long messages that runs on about many non important topics directly follow getting high on meth.
John just sent me a methage that was like a book and I have no idea what he is saying or why he would send it to me.
Methage by Hoppin Hal July 4, 2021