Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.
After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
by MikeInDC August 29, 2017
Get the Methages mug.1. The language used by meth monkeys.
2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.
Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.
2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.
Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.
by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015
Get the Methanese mug.The act at which one sends random text messages that have no meaning or extremely long messages that runs on about many non important topics directly follow getting high on meth.
John just sent me a methage that was like a book and I have no idea what he is saying or why he would send it to me.
by Hoppin Hal July 4, 2021
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