Methbag

- Someone (esp. a female) who is so ugly, you're not sure if they're the result of countless generations of incest, the victim of an extremely violent other-half, or if they've had 3rd degree burns all over their face.

- An old woman addicted to Meth amphetamine

Mary: Damn, Silvia. You sure are a methbag.
Silvia: You see how good you look after having three kids!!
Mary: The kids come out of your face, skank?

by leimagnus September 27, 2013

Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.

After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.

by MikeInDC August 29, 2017

Mehbags

When something has gone beyond meh to being really shit.

How you might feel upon hearing some bad news.

This night has turned into a pile of mehbags.

Fucking mehbags.

He dumped me. Mehbags.

That tea hasn't cheered me up, it was made with mehbags.

by Miss WithAnE August 23, 2010

Methage

The act at which one sends random text messages that have no meaning or extremely long messages that runs on about many non important topics directly follow getting high on meth.

John just sent me a methage that was like a book and I have no idea what he is saying or why he would send it to me.

by Hoppin Hal July 4, 2021

Methball

When you prepare a syringe with heroin and meth mixed together and then proceed to inject it into yourself to get high

“I just did a methball last night and I made me so sick.”

by Kirrysloving February 1, 2019

methaging

What someone does when they're under the influence of crystal meth and using an instant messenger program. This is usually identified by copious usage of the "Enter" key.

Instant methaging with that jibtek warrior may mean the end of your mouse's scroll wheel.

by midgetspermbank February 24, 2010

MethFag

Usually a guy who rocks everyone's socks off that are within a 200 mile radius. Has a 14" dick when not erect, it about doubles in size when erect. A nickname for Matt or Matthew. He also likes to beat the shit out of black people twice the size of him. You will be forced to suck his dick if you are in the same room as him.

Whoah, look at that MethFag getting his dick sucked by everyone in this room!

by MethFag December 19, 2012