Meth-canic 

A mechanic who is on meth. They will swap out your new parts for old ones from the junk yard. You car will not be done in the time promised. On the plus side they are cheap and you can pay them in meth.

I used a Meth-canic to fix my car, it took a long time and he stole my catalic converter.

Meth-canic by Jessdaddy March 29, 2021

Meth-canic 

A mechanic who is on meth, they will swap out you new parts for used ones. Your car will not be done on time. One the up side they will accept meth as a payment for services done.

I used a Meth-canic and he swapped out my new parts for used ones.

Meth-canic by anonymous March 29, 2021

methanical pancake swiveller 

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.

Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

methanical pancake swiveller by Clagbo July 19, 2006

methchanic 

Someone with little actual mechanical knowledge who shoots up and then goes and works on his girlfriends car. The result usually being that the car will no longer run.

Shawn the methchanic and crack back Jack tried to work on Amy's car when they were high and now she can't get her kids to school.

methchanic by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008

methanic 

When someone was born farting, they are methanic.

"What is that smell?!" asked Sofia. "I'm sorry! I cannot help constantly farting! I am methanic you know!" Sarah insisted.

methanic by SFS2000 February 24, 2011