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Metalorism

The relative ability to consume alcohol and process it effectively. A high metalorism means one possesses the ability to consume large quantities of alcohol at a time and not suffer certain disabilities: e.g., drunkeness, hangovers.
"Red's metalorism is incredibly high-- he just did six shots and is still standing!"
by Michael Kleiner October 15, 2006
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fast metabolism

when someone can eat more without gaining weight. they digest food faster than the average. they’re usually leaner
Vivian is always eating, but she’s still so skinny”. “It’s because she has a fast metabolism
by mymii November 28, 2021
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metabolism

The sum total of all biochemical reactions that occur in a person's body. Digestion of food is just one aspect of metabolism.

Divided into catabolism, where organic molecules are oxidised and degreaded to prodice energy, and anabolism, where small organic molecules are combined to form larger ones at a cost of energy.
My last biochemistry exam was all about metabolism.
by Darth Ridley November 10, 2006
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metabolism

The rate at which food is digested.
I have a fast metabolism, so I don't get fat when I eat 16 kajillion tons of food everyday.
by SykoSniper June 14, 2004
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Metabojism

The metabolic ability of a female (or raging tail gunner) to process nature's yoghurt i.e. a teaspoon of sperm cider
Beatrice: 'Jessica, darling you look absolutely divine- you must tell me your diet secret'
Jessica: 'Well Beatrice, I guess I was just thankfully born with a stupendous metabojism as I manage to stay wafer-thin despite smoking more Poles than Hitler did in all of Word War II'
by Anonymous submissions July 23, 2018
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metabolism

A word that fat people do not understand. They use it as a scape goat for their fat asses instead of admitting to their own laziness.
by Koondogg Saints July 13, 2004
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slow metabolism

when everything u eat gains u weight
“why are you so chunky?”

“because i have a slow metabolism
by miss-chunky July 19, 2021
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