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Messiated 

1.A dramatic way of expressing making a large mess.
for example; "I just messiated all over myself"

2. A referal to dirt or "mess".

3.Originated in bradford; youth slang.

Blend from the words "mess" and "averted"

But with an Antonym meaning.
Guys Mac just messiated all over the snuggie.
Messiated by Laur:) June 19, 2010
The study or practice of becoming a messiah.
"It is commonly accepted that Jesus spent the first years of his life working alongside his father as a carpenter's apprentice. However, this is untrue. He was attending school for the study of messiatry."
Messiatry by mitch c November 22, 2005

messilate 

the act of shitting in a partners face while having an orgasm from anal licking
i was licking my gf ass and she made me stop so she wouldnt messilate on me
messilate by daggerkok January 10, 2012

MessiGoat638

An elite on Twitter who touches grass every day and likes to body penaldo fans who just cry for no reason,The peak of human intelligence and an alpha male.People admire him a lot And he is the absolute king of Messi prop on Twitter dot com.
MessiGoat638 is an elite,MessiGoat638 is the king of Messi prop.

Messagathon 

When two tinder people spend most of Wednesday evening texting eachother, and Lauren insist there will be no swimming on then first date.
Oh nooo are you Ok? 🎻
Hehehe ur up early for a Saturday..
Yep it was a messagathon.. new word right there 😉
Messagathon by DadBodDave August 29, 2018

Messighah 

Ultra-orthodox religious crap that is so insipid and improbable-sounding that it makes you "sighingly" bored.
If I hafta hear 'bout da Messighah one more time, I think I'm gonna puke!
Messighah by QuacksO September 11, 2018