MessiGoat

Messi, a professional soccer player, the best soccer player. People that watch soccer often call messi/Ronaldo goats. But there is only one, and it is the best one. MESSIGOAT. If you see him, I mean might as well get an autograph.

Who’s the goat of futbol, MessiGoat.

by AxDcIzzAnn April 11, 2022

Messiated

1.A dramatic way of expressing making a large mess.
for example; "I just messiated all over myself"

2. A referal to dirt or "mess".

3.Originated in bradford; youth slang.

Blend from the words "mess" and "averted"

But with an Antonym meaning.

Guys Mac just messiated all over the snuggie.

by Laur:) June 19, 2010

Messiatry

The study or practice of becoming a messiah.

"It is commonly accepted that Jesus spent the first years of his life working alongside his father as a carpenter's apprentice. However, this is untrue. He was attending school for the study of messiatry."

by mitch c November 22, 2005

messilate

the act of shitting in a partners face while having an orgasm from anal licking

i was licking my gf ass and she made me stop so she wouldnt messilate on me

by daggerkok January 10, 2012

MessiGoat638

An elite on Twitter who touches grass every day and likes to body penaldo fans who just cry for no reason,The peak of human intelligence and an alpha male.People admire him a lot And he is the absolute king of Messi prop on Twitter dot com.

MessiGoat638 is an elite,MessiGoat638 is the king of Messi prop.

by MessiGoat638 May 28, 2021

Messagathon

When two tinder people spend most of Wednesday evening texting eachother, and Lauren insist there will be no swimming on then first date.

Oh nooo are you Ok? 🎻
Hehehe ur up early for a Saturday..
Yep it was a messagathon.. new word right there 😉

by DadBodDave August 29, 2018

Messighah

Ultra-orthodox religious crap that is so insipid and improbable-sounding that it makes you "sighingly" bored.

If I hafta hear 'bout da Messighah one more time, I think I'm gonna puke!

by QuacksO September 11, 2018