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Messi, a professional soccer player, the best soccer player. People that watch soccer often call messi/Ronaldo goats. But there is only one, and it is the best one. MESSIGOAT. If you see him, I mean might as well get an autograph.

Who’s the goat of futbol, MessiGoat.

MessiGoat by AxDcIzzAnn April 11, 2022

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Messiated

1.A dramatic way of expressing making a large mess.
for example; "I just messiated all over myself"

2. A referal to dirt or "mess".

3.Originated in bradford; youth slang.

Blend from the words "mess" and "averted"

But with an Antonym meaning.

Guys Mac just messiated all over the snuggie.

Messiated by Laur:) June 19, 2010

Related Words

MessiGoat • MessiGoat638 • Messagathon • Messiated • Messiatry • Messication • Messighah • messilate • Messionate

Messiatry

The study or practice of becoming a messiah.

"It is commonly accepted that Jesus spent the first years of his life working alongside his father as a carpenter's apprentice. However, this is untrue. He was attending school for the study of messiatry."

Messiatry by mitch c November 22, 2005

messilate

the act of shitting in a partners face while having an orgasm from anal licking

i was licking my gf ass and she made me stop so she wouldnt messilate on me

messilate by daggerkok January 10, 2012

MessiGoat638

An elite on Twitter who touches grass every day and likes to body penaldo fans who just cry for no reason,The peak of human intelligence and an alpha male.People admire him a lot And he is the absolute king of Messi prop on Twitter dot com.

MessiGoat638 is an elite,MessiGoat638 is the king of Messi prop.

MessiGoat638 by MessiGoat638 May 28, 2021

Messagathon

When two tinder people spend most of Wednesday evening texting eachother, and Lauren insist there will be no swimming on then first date.

Oh nooo are you Ok? 🎻
Hehehe ur up early for a Saturday..
Yep it was a messagathon.. new word right there 😉

Messagathon by DadBodDave August 29, 2018

Messighah

Ultra-orthodox religious crap that is so insipid and improbable-sounding that it makes you "sighingly" bored.

If I hafta hear 'bout da Messighah one more time, I think I'm gonna puke!

Messighah by QuacksO September 11, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026