pronounced like "Macy"
1. n)mesi- A penis that is bent at its tip with the head of the penis bending back towards the person. The penis is often very soft at the tip and thus very sensitive.
(called a mesi because of the messy mess it causes when ejaculating)
2. n)A person with a bent penis or other messed up genitalia. It could also be a person with no genitalia at all, thus a she/male or a person suffering from genital aplasia.
3. v)mesiing- the act of ejaculating when you have a bent penis
1. n)mesi- A penis that is bent at its tip with the head of the penis bending back towards the person. The penis is often very soft at the tip and thus very sensitive.
(called a mesi because of the messy mess it causes when ejaculating)
2. n)A person with a bent penis or other messed up genitalia. It could also be a person with no genitalia at all, thus a she/male or a person suffering from genital aplasia.
3. v)mesiing- the act of ejaculating when you have a bent penis
1. He has had a mesi since birth, causing him to have a poor social life.
2. Girl- "I was about to give him a hand job but then I pulled down his pants and saw that he was a mesi. It would have been weird jacking that thing off.
Girl- We were making out but then I took off his, actually I don't even know if I can say his, pants and I just saw a patch of bare skin.
3. I heard he has a mesi and when ever he mesis himself off, he has to use a towel to clean the mess off of his tummy and chest.
2. Girl- "I was about to give him a hand job but then I pulled down his pants and saw that he was a mesi. It would have been weird jacking that thing off.
Girl- We were making out but then I took off his, actually I don't even know if I can say his, pants and I just saw a patch of bare skin.
3. I heard he has a mesi and when ever he mesis himself off, he has to use a towel to clean the mess off of his tummy and chest.
by Anon from CTown April 30, 2009
Get the mesi mug.A Mesi is a person with a radiating aura, shining brighter than the Pole Star, a personality that everyone would be jealous of, and basically just an overall wifey type girl. She is truly the type you will want to marry, and all your friends will envy you for finding a chick like her. Their sex game is also uncomparable to anything like you’ve ever had before. They might act like a brat sometimes.
Me: Hey homie, you won’t believe who I hooked up with last night!
George: Who?
Me: It was Alissa from spanish class! Damn she was good in bed, and after she finished me off we went for a drink. Turns out she is a pretty chill girl.
George: Broooo that is so good man! I’m happy for you!
Me: Yeah man, she is such a Mesi, I swear I’ll marry her one day.
Geroge: Woah woah woah bruv, back up there?! Wouldn’t you think using the word Mesi is going too far? That means she must be a goddess or something?!
Me: Trust me, she’s even better than a goddess.
George: Who?
Me: It was Alissa from spanish class! Damn she was good in bed, and after she finished me off we went for a drink. Turns out she is a pretty chill girl.
George: Broooo that is so good man! I’m happy for you!
Me: Yeah man, she is such a Mesi, I swear I’ll marry her one day.
Geroge: Woah woah woah bruv, back up there?! Wouldn’t you think using the word Mesi is going too far? That means she must be a goddess or something?!
Me: Trust me, she’s even better than a goddess.
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by Erika Kay August 15, 2008
Get the Mesick mug.A mesivta is a all-boys orthodox Jewish high school. Students at these schools learn study lots of Jewish books, and the closest thing to a full send that goes down at these places is the consumption of alcohol and smoking darts or juuling. Students at these schools may not have phones and they are forbidden from chilling with girls which generally turns the school turns into a massive sausagefest.
Moishy: I wish we could throw down an insane house party one of these days.
Shmuli: Nah G no can do. This is a mesivta for fuck's sake.
Shmuli: Nah G no can do. This is a mesivta for fuck's sake.
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''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''
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