A mesivta is a all-boys orthodox Jewish high school. Students at these schools learn study lots of Jewish books, and the closest thing to a full send that goes down at these places is the consumption of alcohol and smoking darts or juuling. Students at these schools may not have phones and they are forbidden from chilling with girls which generally turns the school turns into a massive sausagefest.
Moishy: I wish we could throw down an insane house party one of these days.
Shmuli: Nah G no can do. This is a mesivta for fuck's sake.
Shmuli: Nah G no can do. This is a mesivta for fuck's sake.
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Someone:u go to Yeshiva mesivta Sholom Shachna the Cheder?
Greasy guy:yes
Someone:It’s a very geshmake place for fires
Greasy guy:yes
Someone:It’s a very geshmake place for fires
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Skanks friend: oh well now your a whore
Skanks friend: oh well now your a whore
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