mesivta

A mesivta is a all-boys orthodox Jewish high school. Students at these schools learn study lots of Jewish books, and the closest thing to a full send that goes down at these places is the consumption of alcohol and smoking darts or juuling. Students at these schools may not have phones and they are forbidden from chilling with girls which generally turns the school turns into a massive sausagefest.

Moishy: I wish we could throw down an insane house party one of these days.
Shmuli: Nah G no can do. This is a mesivta for fuck's sake.

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

Rambam mesivta

definitely a blue ribbon school but only after everyone sucked off the teacher

my friends LOVED rambam mesivta

by humnaperson January 5, 2022

rambam mesivta

A blue ribbon school

rambam mesivta is a blue ribbon school

by Yakmage January 18, 2017

Mesivta Chofetz Chaim

A school that you can make a meme out of any of the Teachers.

Someone:Yo Jane did you see this new Mesivta Chofetz Chaim¿
Jane: ya, it’s so weird...

by Haugsjehisgusgsigdkhelen March 23, 2021

Yeshiva mesivta Sholom Shachna the Cheder

A place for pyromaniacs

Someone:u go to Yeshiva mesivta Sholom Shachna the Cheder?
Greasy guy:yes
Someone:It’s a very geshmake place for fires

by Greasybucher January 22, 2022