Mertophobie

Poeple, that hate Merts cause Merts hate gay people

Person A: Hey, who is that guy over there?
Person B: Thats Mert, but i don't like him and i have the MERTOPHOBIE

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Mertophobie by edon_ham March 2, 2017

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metrophobic

Metrophobia, contrary to pop-cultural belief, means "fear of hatred of poetry." It does NOT have anything to do with women fearing so-called "metrosexuals."

Mum, I've told you 1000 times, your poetry is crap and I'm metrophobic!

metrophobic by Nathan7 January 16, 2006

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Mertophobie • metrophobic • Meatophobic • Metophobia • metrophobe • Metrophobia • Marcophobie

Metrophobia

An uncommon fear of poetry.

So my English teacher started reading T.S. Eliot, and I started having a seizure because of my Metrophobia.

Metrophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

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metrophobe

(n.) One who has an irrational fear or dislike of men who have grooming habits, personal style, or fashion sense.

In men, metrophobia is related to homophobia, but it is also likely a defense mechanism against new trends.

In women, it likely arises out of an insecurity about the ability of the woman to establish or maintain a relationship with a desirable metrosexual.

Metrophobes are likely to be found among those raised outside of cities, who have since started living or working in cities and are bewildered and frightened of the diverse people and customs. Behaving much like animals, caught up in a complex world that they can't comprehend, metrophobes turn their fear into dislike and criticism of the new. The best way to deal with metrophobes is to quietly coax them into the understanding that we don't have to look like cavemen forever.

She is such a metrophobe, she only dates cavemen.

metrophobe by Cravenhad November 22, 2005