Metrophobia
So my English teacher started reading T.S. Eliot, and I started having a seizure because of my Metrophobia.
Metrophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008
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mentorphobia
An individual who fears/is scared of mentors (also called "Burger King" in some parts of the community) inside the game Final Fantasy 14 due to them being mostly unreliable and or little snowflakes and is scared of hurting their tiny little feelings.
This is targeted at mentors who do mentoring not for the sake of mentoring, but for the sake of having a crown next to their name.
Common phrases used by mentors(can vary!):
"You don't pay my sub!"
"I know what I am doing, I am a mentor!"
"Don't tell me how to play my job!!!!"
"Toxic elitist, go back to WoW!"
This is targeted at mentors who do mentoring not for the sake of mentoring, but for the sake of having a crown next to their name.
Common phrases used by mentors(can vary!):
"You don't pay my sub!"
"I know what I am doing, I am a mentor!"
"Don't tell me how to play my job!!!!"
"Toxic elitist, go back to WoW!"
"Sorry, I have mentorphobia, I don't want to listen to your BS."
"My doctor said I shouldn't be talking to shitters."
"My doctor said I shouldn't be talking to shitters."
mentorphobia by Mikhael'li Xiazuh December 9, 2020
Related Words
Metrophobia • metrophobic • Metophobia • hetrophobia • Petrophobia • mastrophobia • Matzophobia • medophobia • melophobia • Memeophobia
mastrophobia
mastrophobia by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012
medophobia
Bob: James I have a really bad case medophobia.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.
medophobia by The Amazing Foreskin February 14, 2014
Metricophobia
Nothing sets off someone's metricophobia by hearing their absurd comparisons of weight, height, volume, etc. with "Yeah, but what is that in metric?"
Metricophobia by Ixra June 11, 2020
Metrophilia
Metrophilia by Metrophiliac November 10, 2017
Methyphobia
Methyphobia also known as Potophobia is an intense, irrational fear of alcohol. The Methyphobic individual individual may actually fear people who drink alcohol or the loss of control when alcohol is consumed. People that have this phobia will avoid any situation where they might be exposed to alcohol. As a result they will not go to parties or family gatherings like weddings or holidays.
I invited Bob but he can't come because he's scared to be confronted with alcohol, he's got Methyphobia.
Methyphobia by Charleyrawrr May 3, 2010
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