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A land full of green
But not that type of green
I mean weed
Travel a mile to the Gurnos
to see chavs

who spit and piss on slides

travel further

Galon Uchaf

with a football field that has no goalposts

Then you see Dowlais a cold and snowy land

inhabited by Jack Kahl

Next is pant which is alright

no one really cares for it cause its shite

After that is Penydarren
Old people and the Londis
and the bald man called Aaron

You the town where the smackheads live

asking for money that you should never give

Then there's Heolgerrig the poshest of the lot
everyone hates them cause they brag a lot
After that is Swansea road live there

and everyone knows you've been on drugs
since you were 4

Lastly, we have Cefn and Trefechen

boring and full of specials

The land of green

the taff trail
and Drugs

The land of green

The land of weed
oh you live in Merthyr

yh

can I have some drugs then
by Chimp6942 March 10, 2021
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