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SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .
"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"
SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020
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Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink 

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

Merharing 

The act of eye fucking women/girls at the workplace with the intent to undress them with ones own mind
Eric was merharing every girl in the office when he suddenly realized he had a new stain on his pants
Merharing by Steeb Yobs March 7, 2013

Marshall Mathers III 

EMINEM is the stage name of Marshall Mathers III. Based on the principles of Hidden Number Theory's Cobain cipher, 'EMINEM' is a cryptogram of the numbers 1, 2, and 3.

EMINEM - 331233 - 123
Marshall Mathers III - EMINEM - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis

bt merchant 

A person who gives you a bad trip - high or sober.

Jimi Marshall Hendrix! 

A blasphemous curseword, used by non-believers to mock the Blessed Hendrix, Praise be His name. Consists of the first, middle and last name of the Prophet Hendrix.
Non-believer: 'Jimi Marshall Hendrix! I just hit my thumb with a hammer!'
Believer: 'Be careful, oh impious one! Those who mock the Blessed Hendrix shall not enter the Celestial Woodstock, and listen to Him play forever! They shall be cast into Music Hell, and listen to the Spice Girls and Christian rock for all eternity!'