Merrying

Unprotected Sex in a small, confined space- often a toilet cubicle.

Dude, I can't believe you Merried (Merrying) her last night, that cubicle was so damn small!!

by ZookeeperBK February 18, 2011

marrying your right hand

Beating your meat

Masturbating (males)

Just stop and reflect (marrying your right hand)

by Yung.dagga.dikk September 2, 2017

Marrying up

The act of snagging a spouse that is way out of your league

Rita is incredibly smart and hot. Tom is definitely marrying up by snagging her.

by Twin of Henry Rollins June 30, 2014

marryingjean

Baka!!

‘I’m marryingjean’s biggest fan!!’

by Bleur did this February 26, 2021

Marrying the ketchups

The combination of two half-empty (or half-full) bottles of the titular tomato condiment in attempts to make them into one whole bottle of ketchup.
This particular phrase was popularized by the January 25, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by film star Adam Driver.

“I had two half-finished bottles of ketchup and was running out of space in my refrigerator... long story short, my wife walked in on me marrying the ketchups and I had to stop. They didn’t even get to finish their vows, Hank!“ *sobs*

by Sound5cap3 January 28, 2020

marryingjean

marryingjean is a tiktoker that almost has 1k followers, they deserve every ounce of love because they are so perfect and beautiful. Their content is amazing and never fails to put a smile on my face. Kudos to marryingjean.

Yo marryingjean is so perfect its so crazy.

by saturns.rings March 1, 2021

Marrying Milk

When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).

Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.

by Just getting along May 22, 2022