Mernandez
What you tell the cops when you don't want to tell them your last name is Hernandez and/or seem Hispanic
Mernandez by Michael Mernandez October 25, 2011
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ally brooke hernandez
THE BIGGEST SUNSHINE IN FIFTH HARMONY. her smile can light up anyone's day. she is also a saint. she can hit those notes like no other. she is bae !!
ally brooke hernandez by ITRIEDSALMON September 13, 2014
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antonio fernandez carriedo
A handsome Spaniard filled with passion! Has a love for Tomatoes and Lovino Vargas. He is warm hearted and can't see the situation of the air. He can be Dim witted at time....most of the time, but he will always come around when you need him. His best friends Gilbert and Francis always call themselves the Bad touch trio
Lovino Vargas-Get away from me you tomato loving Bastard! I don't have time for you and your stupid friends! Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Stop Chasing me!
antonio fernandez carriedo by Bella Vargas December 23, 2014
Anisia Hernandez
She is simply the most amazing and beautiful girl in the world. She is one of the nicest people out there. She never judges or looks down on anyone. She sees the goodness in people and looks past their mistakes and imperfections. She has changed so many people's lives for the better. She makes your happiness the top priority. She is the most selfless person I know. She doesn't get to be happy all that often, but when she is happy everyone around her can't help but to be happy too. She can make you a better person just by being a part of your life. She is perfect. She is an angel. She is the best friend a person could have. She is Anisia<3
Anisia Hernandez has always been there for me. I wouldn't be here with out here. I could never thank her enough for everything she has done for me. She is probably the sweetest, smartest, strongest, truest, most caring, helpful, beautiful, fun, faithful, awesome, amazing, and just plain perfect person I know. I don't deserve a friend as amazing as her. Knowing her has changed my life so much. I love her more than anything and I couldn't live without her.
Anisia Hernandez by ill never deserve you October 28, 2011
Selena hernandez
Selena hernandez by clairree October 29, 2011
I'm Keith Hernandez
Saying you are going to do something simply because of who you are. The highest level of self-confidence and overemphasis of your abilities.
Hernandez himself when he makes a move on Elaine in a 92 episode of Seinfeld simply because he was Keith Hernandez. Michael Jordan making 3's in Game 1 of the 1992 Finals and shrugging to the crowd. Matt Leinart slinging the ball long on 4th down against Notre Dame. An athlete especially has an "I'm Keith Hernandez" moment when he decides to do whatever he wants because of his own name and identity. Frequently used by ESPN writer Bill Simmons
I'm Keith Hernandez by Michael Bliss December 27, 2008
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