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Hernandezed

On June 26, 2013, Aaron Hernandez, Tight End for the New England Patriots, was taken from his home in handcuffs and into police custody. The Patriots released Hernandez later that day. Currently, Hernandez is a suspect in a police investigation surrounding the murder of an associate, Odin Lloyd.

Hernandezed (verb) 1. to proverbially kill or slaughter (usually a joke or story)

Note: can have positive or negative connotation.
Taylor: "Enough jokes about Aaron Hernandez and Ray Lewis - I'm laughing to DEATH".
Greg: "Wow, you really 'Hernandezed' that one."
Hernandezed by pancakmakr June 28, 2013
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Hernandezed

It's when you get pulled out of class and a Hernandez comes and fucks you but then gets caught
"Oh no guys she got pulled out of class, shes gonna get Hernandezed
Hernandezed by Kkcollazo September 24, 2019

Aaron Hernandezed 

The action of going to prison and hanging oneself
Jeff: Hey did you here about kyle.
Ryan: Yah he Aaron Hernandezed Himself.
Aaron Hernandezed by Ryeguy2001 April 19, 2017

ally brooke hernandez 

THE BIGGEST SUNSHINE IN FIFTH HARMONY. her smile can light up anyone's day. she is also a saint. she can hit those notes like no other. she is bae !!
oh my god ally brooke hernandez smiled at me and i melted into a puddle of rainbows.
ally brooke hernandez by ITRIEDSALMON September 13, 2014

Anisia Hernandez 

She is simply the most amazing and beautiful girl in the world. She is one of the nicest people out there. She never judges or looks down on anyone. She sees the goodness in people and looks past their mistakes and imperfections. She has changed so many people's lives for the better. She makes your happiness the top priority. She is the most selfless person I know. She doesn't get to be happy all that often, but when she is happy everyone around her can't help but to be happy too. She can make you a better person just by being a part of your life. She is perfect. She is an angel. She is the best friend a person could have. She is Anisia<3
Anisia Hernandez has always been there for me. I wouldn't be here with out here. I could never thank her enough for everything she has done for me. She is probably the sweetest, smartest, strongest, truest, most caring, helpful, beautiful, fun, faithful, awesome, amazing, and just plain perfect person I know. I don't deserve a friend as amazing as her. Knowing her has changed my life so much. I love her more than anything and I couldn't live without her.

Selena hernandez

A Very Awesome Person Who Is A Mexican Beauty
Hey Have You Seen That girl?
Yea She's Almost As Pretty As Selena Hernandez
Selena hernandez by clairree October 29, 2011

I'm Keith Hernandez 

Saying you are going to do something simply because of who you are. The highest level of self-confidence and overemphasis of your abilities.
Hernandez himself when he makes a move on Elaine in a 92 episode of Seinfeld simply because he was Keith Hernandez. Michael Jordan making 3's in Game 1 of the 1992 Finals and shrugging to the crowd. Matt Leinart slinging the ball long on 4th down against Notre Dame. An athlete especially has an "I'm Keith Hernandez" moment when he decides to do whatever he wants because of his own name and identity. Frequently used by ESPN writer Bill Simmons
I'm Keith Hernandez by Michael Bliss December 27, 2008
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