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To royaly fuck up a lucky, simple, enviable, and/or glorious situation
The Seahawks really Seahawked when they called that pass play
Seahawk by legit_hitler February 2, 2015
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When an individual whether involuntary or voluntary eavesdrops a conversation, within a circle of friends or another area. This technique includes talking to another friend, but really listening to the other conversation, looking at blindspot but still listening to the conversation, etc. This stance is called ¨being perched¨like a sea hawk with his/her eyes directly fixed on the target.

PS. When discovering such Seahawks, one can do an osprey/eagle/hawk sound in order to notify the sea hawk of his actions.
Person #1. Hey man what did you do this weekend ?

Person #2. Not much, what did you do?

( Friend #2 noticies potential seahawk and looks at him, while this is happening, the seahawk looks to the other way)

Person #1, I`ll tell you later, there is a SEA-HAWK nearby...
Seahawk by Don Invent , A.H March 10, 2011
When an individual whether involuntary or involuntary eavesdrops a conversation, within a circle of friends or another area. This technique includes talking to another friend, but really listening to the other conversation, looking at blindspot but still listening to the conversation, etc. This stance is called ¨being perched¨like a sea hawk with his/her eyes directly fixed on the target.

PS. When discovering such Seahawks, one can do an osprey/eagle/hawk sound in order to notify the sea hawk of his actions.
Person #1. Hey man what did you do this weekend ?
Person #2. Not much, what did you do?
( Friend #2 noticies potential seahawk and looks at him, while this is happening, the seahawk looks to the other way)
Person #1, I`ll tell you later, there is a SEA-HAWK nearby...
Seahawk by Don Invent , A.H March 10, 2011
A sex position where a male grabs a female, flips her upside down, grabs her legs, jumps up about 15 feet in the air, and spins around rapidly in a circle as he smashes her head on the ground. All while the males penis is in the female. This causes the female to orgasm in the most intense state of bliss.
Holy shit man, did you see the way that Zangief pulled a Seahawk on Chun-li in that street fighter parody porn?
Seahawk by Mathelli September 24, 2017
A group of cheating, disgusting, dream-smashing NFC West stealing fucks
We went to a Seahawks' game today and realized we wasted our money
Seahawk by SexyKurt47 December 29, 2017

Seahawk Luck 

The fortune of the Seattle Seahawks at the end of games.
Did you see that catch Jermaine Kearse made in Superbowl 49, that is a case of Seahawk Luck
Seahawk Luck by Burrb October 29, 2017

Seahawk-Ripoff

To rip off someone like the refs did to the Seahawks in Super Bowl XL GO SEAHAWKS!
Joe-Dude why did you take that guys money?
Jerome-Why not? Its a Seahawk-Ripoff I wont get caught"
Seahawk-Ripoff by Aaron Y. February 6, 2006
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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