Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.
I, Garland, will knock you all down!
by HardKnox July 9, 2009
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The New Renaissance Guy. He masters everything people put him up to can do pretty much anything. Loved by girls (and guys) and stays neutral in all conflicts. Being around this guy brings you fourtune and sometimes fame. He also would have a weird love for christmas. He is good with his hands and listens well.
"Every time im with Garland good things happen" "I love how Garland resolved that conflict
by Pasa Doble March 27, 2009
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City in the east of Dallas. Garland might not be rich but its chill. We got fine Latina chicks and real ass niggas that dont be actin a fool all the time. We might have crime and gangs but we always keep it together.
Garland Texas. Yeah thats my Hood!
by JaCoreySS May 8, 2013
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A boy that likes to drink garbage juice (AKA Big Red) who likes to annoy his friends. He flirts with everyone without warning. Likes to moan when he eats his food and generally mess around like he doesn't know any better.
Garland is a piece of garbage.
by khtheatreWHS April 9, 2018
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The most awesome person in all the multiverses. The only true ladies man who makes ladies faint or worship him. He is the bests at everything and wrecks everything.
Man, your so awesome your name must be Garland.
by All the ladies love me October 19, 2019
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A shy manly man. Very protective but comes across controlling. Is addive as drugs are so he will become your habit. Likes to stick to himself unless in a relationship than you will always be with him. Is not a family man but does have family. Well known as the bad boy. Most people are afraid of him but he can be a teddy bear. One of the best fisherman out there. Had a true love for the word of God but doesn't always follow his own religion. Best date would be on a beach camping.
Garland tok me fishing with him today.
by Cowboyslady December 22, 2016
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a funny mother fucker smokes alot of pot and always has the best bud and conversation just dont let him drink
that garland is wasted
by chigger funk August 5, 2010
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