Mently 

being fucking retarded to the point where you seem sped (a recipient of special needs education)

Bro you got damn 45%? You're fucking mently.

Mently by mentlyboi May 24, 2019

mentyx 

Chill, hot, cool, strong.

T'es trop mentyx man (french)

You very mentyx man

mentyx by Menthe April 26, 2007

menty-b

a shorterned term for mental breakdown

damn me, locky-d is extended. i think I'm boutta have another menty-b.

menty-b by lumpywren September 4, 2021

mentlegen 

a unique way of addressing a group of men, generally people that you are close to/friends with
also paired with dalies (the feminine form)

1)

Mike: hello mentlegen, are you all ready for poker night
all: hell yeah

2)

Mike: dalies and mentlegen, welcome to.......

mentlegen by matthewre February 27, 2011

Grengly Mengly 

The most potent honking chongy this side of the Shengly Wompis. If you ever hear the words "grengly mengly"you know you've found some of the boomin' homplihingly, chingly, Englis Woofis. Mix it with some Chenglis Mingler and you'll feel like Hoosimingus has come early. Lads, if you've never tried the grengly mengly then you're a bunch of spengly chenglers and I will absolutely not be sorting you with any pongly mamplis. Offers start at 5 hongis.

"Yo lads, you bunch of wimply ching mingers. I've got a Diane Keaton of Grengly Mengly that'll blow your smeglis chenger into a chenglis smegler. 5 hongis, no fap."

Grengly Mengly by Quimlis Wambler May 2, 2018

mentalyptus 

1. An ingredient of a cough drop that a moron or retard would ingest when they are sick.

2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.

Dave: "Hey, Chuck. Want a Halls Mentalyptus?"

Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?"

Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?"

Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!"

Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"

mentalyptus by connorsji November 9, 2009

Meatly 

Something so cool, breh, you don't even know, fam. Generally used with a form of the word bro imediatley following. e.g. broseph stalin, brologna sandwich, etc.

Gym Brodude 1: "Suh dude, I just lifted like 400 pounds, it was lit, fam."

Gym Brodude 2: "yo fam, what is this 2016??? we don't use lit bruh, we use Meatly, bropleb!"

Gym Brodude 1: "but 2016 was meatly, Brotein Shake."

Gym Brodude 2: "Shut up fam, don't act like you're cool enough to know what meatly means."

Meatly by gym rat hlnwsn February 28, 2019