mentalyptus 

1. An ingredient of a cough drop that a moron or retard would ingest when they are sick.

2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.

Dave: "Hey, Chuck. Want a Halls Mentalyptus?"

Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?"

Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?"

Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!"

Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"

mentalyptus by connorsji November 9, 2009

mentalpause 

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.

Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.

mentalpause by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003

Mentalpause 

Writers block

Staring blankly at his typewriter, John was worried that he was entering a permanent state of mentalpause.

Mentalpause by Ducktight January 10, 2012

Mentalpause 

To be forgetful. Forgetting a name, place or date during a conversation.

"I'm suffering from mentalpause" "I'm going through mentalpause"

Mentalpause by Detroit Al October 5, 2008

mentalyptical 

a concept or thought that is obtuse, yet far reaching or deep

His explanation of the movie plot can only be described as mentalyptical, but he always gets that way when he parties.

mentalyptical by tedoffensive February 28, 2009

Mentalpause 

In the laundry list of a woman's hormonal faultline shifts, I take comfort in knowing that this one means the shit show is almost over. Complete with hot flashes, dried up Virginia slims, and night terrors/meat sweats...what kinda contest in hell did I win??

She's suffering from severe more than moderate mentalpause. Poor old broad...

Mentalpause by Hallucinojenn January 26, 2023