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mentulate 

Possessing an extraordinarily large penis. (adjective)(also Mentulated)
More common in old 'bodice-ripper' novels; a term for "well hung" that lends a certain appearance of culture to your p0rn.
Priapus was the most mentulate of gods.
mentulate by Mentulated in May 1, 2007

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome 

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.

mentfull 

You meant what you said...
You called me a cunt and it was mentfull... i think that you think I'm a cunt...
mentfull by Gixer08 October 1, 2018
containing a lot of meat.
The pepperoni and saussage pizza was meatful.

His package was meatful.
meatful by dbcole June 13, 2012
The Latin word for penis (that is not penis). But more like a euphemism for it (e.g. cock, dick, etc...), as the word itself is a pun because it is resemblant to the word "mentis", which refers to the mind, and coincidently with the word "menta", a transliterated Ancient Greek loan word meaning mint stalk.
Guy #1: Yo brah! My mentula is tumescent, man!
Guy #2: Uhhh... what?
Guy #1: I know, right
Guy #2: Ok, first off, I don't know you. Secondly, what is a mentula and how do I get one?
Mentula by MJCOXV July 8, 2020

Meantful 

You meant something
When jay slapped me it was MEANTFUL and he meant it